Condolences. I have a similar problem i I walk within seven yards of an egg, sadly, as I do like a Fried Egg Sarnie with ketchup. Have you stopped eating bread recently? That might be a cause. People bat on about how you shouldn't eat bread because it's blah blah blah yammer yammer: I eat two medium slices of white bread per day - my lunchtime sanger - and it's a) done me no harm and b) keeps me a lot more regular than when a certain woman nagged me into quitting bread.
if you prefer your food to taste as though it's been lying on the floor, you could eat brown bread instead.
Bread - it's fookin' ACE mate.
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 20:07:38
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