Ok. Off out on the piss. I will post infrequent updates on my movements and state using..

the drunken status index scale. 0-100 with major milestones:-

0- sober
15-talkative
25- fuzzy warm feeling
35-loud friendly drunk
47-spitting berk
50-pissed up t**t
65-bumbling cretin
75-w**kered idiot
85-kebab ready
90-vomit central
95-a vision of death
100- in a coma

All starting in Dirty Dicks off bishopsgate in 10 mins.

Bye Bye !

Posted By: Pit, Jan 24, 16:49:27