You address the diminutive bellhop in passable French

He nods appreciatively, and tells you that the Executive Suite is to the left.

However, when he spots the silver framed photo of the SCS sofa girl his demeanour changes, and he drops the French for candid Estuary English, and calls you all the c**ts under the sun for stealing his memento.

He then pulls out a flick knife and brandishes it at groin height (your groin)

Do you boot it out of his hand instantly, or try and disarm him with a calm and considered approach?

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Jan 16, 16:41:42