You walk through the carpark to the crowd

The people are circled, its hard to see the object of the attention as they jostle for position, but the presence of cables and wires suggest the event is being filmed.
You get excited and force your way forwards.

You emerge at the front only to come face to face with Jeremy Clarkson. He's wearing a balaclava, but the jeans, brogues and suit jacket are unmistakeable.

His eyes fall on you as you stumble from the pack.

"WE HAVE OUR VOLUNTEER"

Clarkson is filming an illegal carsex snuff movie. You fight bravely but Clarkson is too strong, and the exhaust pipe of the Bentley is too hot.

You die in agony.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Jan 16, 15:22:54