Being in the Premier League is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...

the anticipation, electric atmosphere of the promised land, whats to come, the glory, the explosive goals, the higher quality of play, the screaming orgasm of scoring......

then you get there and find out its just the same, less exciting than first thought, disappointing, your minds on staying "up!" and putting in a "performance" - yet you still come in for critisism, despite mixing it with better players and higher quality opposition, theres STILL a damp spot, shes not as good looking as first thought, in fact the kebab option could have been better, and quite frankly you wished you'd not bothered!

Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 16, 11:33:36