He's not, sadly

All Wanker 'Keeper does is stand behind the opponents' goal at every game, and just calmly call out 'w**ker 'keeper' as he's about to take a goal kick. The other Wealdstone fans sing all sorts of ingenious ditties; then Wanker 'Keeper chimes in with, well, "w**ker 'keeper".

It works though. I'm telling you it does. I lost count of how many players I'd see fall apart just through some carefully considered abuse from the Stones fans.

Posted By: thebigfeller, Jan 15, 18:00:04