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OUTERS MUST NOW MAKE POSTS USING THE FOLLOWING TEMPLATE:? Oh FFS , not him, he?s [PLEASE DELETE AS APPLICABLE.? YOU MUST USE AT LEAST THREE DESCRIPTIONS] [useless] [ancient] [completely injury-prone] [s**t] [fat] [a has been] [so slow] and he can?t even get into the first team at [INSERT ?NAME OF CURRENT CLUB].? I just looked up his OPTA stats and he?s only managed [3 assists] [1 goal] [26 tackles] all season.? He?s no better than [INSERT NAME OF ANY PLAYER AT RANDOM] and will add nothing to our squad.? Typical Hughton signing, negative and pointless.
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INNERS MUST NOW MAKE POSTS USING THE FOLLOWING TEMPLATE:? Oh great, I?ve always rated him, remember seeing him play for [INSERT ONE OF THE FOLLOWING] [Anderlecht Reserves on a dodgy stream in 2010] [Dagenham in the FA Cup] [Norway in the WC qualifiers, he had three minutes against Austria] and he was mint.? Just what we need, a [CHOOSE ONE ONLY] [tough tackling no-nonsense leader] [seasoned pro] [proper international] [player with a bit of pace and something different].? Can?t believe all the moaning, Hoots has a great record in the transfer market, give him a chance FFS.

Posted By: Old Git, Jan 14, 10:09:45