...you noticed the outside of the pot was a little dirty...

...so, naturally, you took it into the shower with you to clean it off; but when trying to hold the pot noodle in one hand and squeeze some shower gel out with the other you naturally slipped, landing on the pot noodle, resulting in its situation when you presented at A+E together with the unusual placement of the cut...

Posted By: Old Man, Jan 3, 20:21:02