Tom gets flattened by a piano, dies, and goes up to see if he can get into Heaven. Ahead of Tom in the queue, The St Peter figure lets through a cat that has been savaged by a bulldog, another that has been killed with a flat iron, another that has been crushed by a steamroller, and finally, a wet sack full of kittens.
Try explaining all that to your kids.
Posted By: yarmyyarmy, Dec 30, 13:17:36
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