How the UK government sees Crimbo

The UK government ? See Christmas as a good opportunity for the Queen to educate the
masses, but worried about its intrinsic ?socialist tendencies?. Ideally would like everyone to
work on Christmas day so the UK can better compete with China. (Plutocrats are excluded,
to support the demand for yachts/jets/country houses.) Believes Santa should be redeployed
to take money from poor benefit recipients and re-gift it as state-subsidized
mortgages to potential voters.

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Posted By: Ralf Scrampton, Dec 23, 17:17:39