My current earworm:

A sol-, a sol-, a soldier I will be
Two pis-, two pis-, two pistols on my knee
For cu-, for cu-, for curiosity
To fight for my count, fight for my count
Fight for my country!

Harass, harass, harass him in the dark
Each hit, EACH HIT, each hit will find its mark
A hor-, a hor-, a horse will carry me
To fight for my count, fight for my count
Fight for my country!

Posted By: Ralf Scrampton, Dec 20, 20:29:57