Tim Lovejoy and any band who's ever been on Soccer AM ever.

He?s sitting on a so-called Soccer Sofa
On a Saturday morning
Having the so-called banter with the Preston
Touching base with fellow guest Heston
How cool does he appear?
And how cool is his career?
He?s gonna talk about his songs
And his favourite footy teams
That?s England, Chelsea, Accy Stanley
?And all the band love watching Bar?a?
But then, disastrously
They ask him casually
?You come from Leigh-On-Sea,
Do you ever get to Roots Hall??
Which to him means f**k all
Can only look askance
And cast a sideways glance
Could use some help with this
But Heston?s gone for a piss
Need something to deflect
Enter Ruddock left
?More doughnuts? shout the crew
High art shall not ensue
Here, today, in this place
And our hapless singer?s band
Has just gone moribund
Stay tuned, following the break
Crazy Razor gonna get him in a headlock
Crazy Razor headlock

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 17, 14:58:51