I met this girl in da club the other night.

So I took her back to her place and we were getting down to the bizz, when she whispered in my ear "will you give me cunnilingus?". I disappeared under the duvet and shuffled down to the bottom of the bed.

Suddenly, out of nowhere SCC appeared. "You know who else is going down? Chris Hughton's Norwich!"

Posted By: Chris Peacock, Nov 28, 13:51:46