Garden Noises

Last night I was awoken by some horrible screeching noises in the garden about 3am.

I got out of bed, put on my dressing gown and went downstairs and peeked through the window. I couldnt see anything but could still hear the terrible screeching.

I unlocked the back door and ventured into the garden. There was a cat and a fox fighting. The cat did a runner but the fox just stood there.

I said f**k off Fox. You are not wanted here.

Suddenly SCC busrt in out of my garden shed and said "Thats not the only Fox who has been told to f**k off recently! "

Posted By: Pit, Nov 28, 11:40:35