Earlier on i was working up the City....

There was this mad bloke with long hair and dodgy sandals telling everyone who passed him he could turn water into John Smiths Smooth bitter. I called his bluff and walked up with a bottle of Evian, "go on young man turn this into a pint of the finest.

Obviously he couldn't

Suddenly SCC came running down exchange street and yelled at the top of his voice

"I know someone else who not a miricle worker, its Chris Hughton"

Posted By: strap_on sally, Nov 27, 22:13:12