So, I was trying to have sex with my g/f yesterday .......

...... and I couldn't seem to get inside her. She was tight at the back and I had difficulty getting in through the front.

Then in walks SCC and says "I'll tell you someone else who is s**t at penetration. But that story can wait" He then put on his glasses, opened his raincoat and produced a pair of marigolds, a marrow and a bottle of extra virgin olive oil.......

Posted By: Hendrikos, Nov 26, 15:27:20