Right, to take our minds off the Hundred Years In Out Happy Clappy Bed Wetting War

let's do a headcount at Git Towers

Head Gardener - tick
Under Gardener- tick
Team of four extra gardeners to replant the Long Border and improve the Wind Filter Bed - tick
Mole Catcher - tick
Fucking Useless Plumber - tick
Useful but grumpy electrician to assist the FUP - tick
Daily Girl With Splendid Tits (I haven't noticed that, obviously) - tick
Labradors x 2 - tick
Shitarses x 2 - tick
Chickens x not sure - tick
Me - tick
Mrs Git - tick

That's a lot of heads. I think I need to do some work to pay for them all.

Posted By: Old Git, Nov 26, 11:35:06

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