Eeninall. Deeply pissed off with Squeezable Mayonnaise.

I'd never bought it before, having always thought "Pfffft - I bet you couldn't get it all out of the tube! Away with your squeezable nonsense: it's the traditional jar for me, and no mistake!"

But then they put it on special offer: two for the price of one, so I bought one. (Two).

Looking at the sodding damn bastard immovable residue caked around the inside of the first Squeezable jar, that won't come out unless I do a full Steve Backley arm action that dollops 0.25mg on my plate and 2.5g on walls and ceilings, i have come to a simple conclusion.

If a manufacturer sells a product branded as Squeezable, and asks a consumer to pay, say, a pound for a retail unit of same, then the customer should be able to return the not-squeezable remains, plus jar, to said manufacturer and receive a refund plus cost of postage. In the case of this infernal satan-beloved w**king s**tcake of a jar, I reckon I'd get the thick end of 45p back.

And the really good news: I have another 'jar' to look forward to.

If anyone got to the end of this, I'd appreciate a YEAH!!!

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Nov 20, 19:12:57