old lady sat at the table next to me, bloke brought her brew over and said "there you go, simon has drawn a couple of love hearts in your coffee for you" she took a long look at them and after a pause replied, "i'm glad you told me what that was i thought it was a pair of testicles".
he thought about responding but beat a hasty retreat.
Posted By: Tombs, Nov 19, 15:58:53
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