Eeninall. It is with heavy heart and deep regret that i have to announce a price increase

Sign of the times, and all that. profoundly sorry about this, it's not my idea, it's my agents and shareholders putting pressure on me.

ANYway.... so, in recognition of my having been Officially voted Wrother of the Year for eleven years running, now, the beancounters insist that I can't give it away for free any more. Therefore, sadly, I'm going to have to levy a small charge for my participation on the site. Nothing too expensive, just a mere thirty pounds per person per day I post anything, reduced to a fiver when I can't be arsed to log in. And to save you the hassle of making the payments, the fees will be automatically removed from your bank accounts at no extra charge.

there will of course be concessions available: OAPS and the under-suixteens get a 30% discount; in deference to the capitalist system, Gitty and other filthy rich individuals pay nothing whatsoever; slutty women: call me, we can make a deal; all other women: call me, we can make a deal; Jumbo - call me, we can make a deal.

You have not been charged for this post. Thank you for your participation.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Nov 14, 21:08:18