And another thing, while I'm here. Branston f**king Beans - and I know for a fact that a l

ot of you f**kers are behind the curve on this on. So f**k up, sit down, lugs on and get schooled.

You always hear some f**ker knobbing on and on about Branston Beans as if they're the privileged gatekeeper to some mystical hidden knowledge "oh they're just so much better than Heinz".

#1 Fuck off, #2 They're not new you know, they've been around since Noah Needed A Numbrella, we have f**king noticed that Branston do beans and that they're nice, but more importantly, #3 no ring-pull on the can. I've just opened one. Fuck am I supposed to take Mr Branstins seriously when he can't figure out how to put a ringpull on his cans.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 20:34:39

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