pants' crisp-crushing-then-drinking weirdness is well out in front!
(maybe it's a Yorkshire thing to avoid sharing the bag? *pants comes back from bar with crisps *pants carefully rolls packet on table till all contents pulverised *panys opens bag and offers them round *no-one takes any) *"result" thinks pants doing a fist pump in his head)
Posted By: Old Git, Oct 24, 15:57:02
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