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Jesus came upon a woman who was to be stoned for adultery. He said "let whoever is without sin cast the first stone". At this the men looked around them and started to leave, first the older ones, then the younger ones. Then a large rock whistled past his ear and hit the woman on the temple, killing her at once. Jesus sighed and said "Sometimes you make me sick, mother".

Posted By: Partial Angler, Nov 24, 14:02:44