BIG NEWS

it now appears it was not a mistake, just the start of their plan for world domination. It appears that the 3rd Reich of North Lanarkshire intend to change their name to Bayern Monklands. They intend to enter Europe next season, not playing in the Champions League, just invading Poland. They have eliminated all left wingers from the squad, I hear it was done in the showers, and will field a team of 11 extreme right wingers. The new away strip is black shirts and brown leather shorts with neat little braces.

Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Oct 18, 18:54:50