"I'm Jim Fixx and I am dead now."

"I ran every day of my life, ate nothing but tofu and yoghurt, never smoked and never drank.

Yul Brynner drank, smoked, and got laid every night of his life. He's dead.

SHIT!".

Yeah, but what a handsome corpse you left Jim. Look at the hamstrings on that corpse. ANd look a the sloppy grin on Yul's corpse.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 13:23:47