What an evening!!

I've just had the most ghastly evening. It's my own fault, I know, I should never, NEVER have let Camilla talk me into signing up for that Internet dating site. I had had a couple of decent gins I admit.?

Anyway, they matched me with someone who looked quite possible. Ticked horsey box (said he kept two hunters), well off, tall, slim, GSOH etc. The pictures were good and the emails ok though come to think of it he did seem to use a lot of email addresses and they were all written in different styles.?

Anyway. Met up tonight and OHH EMM GEEEE. What a WEIRD little man. Five foot two, bald spot, sallow skin, guaranteed virgin. Totally OBSESSED with the Internet, couldn't stop looking at his phone. Kept speaking in different voices, it was almost as if he thought he was twenty people!! And he was so full of lies - obviously didn't know the first thing about horses (except that they Buck) but tried to make out he was a jockey!!

I went to the loo as soon as possible and I ran for it!! He's probably still there, talking to himself in different voices. He may not even realise I'm not there any more, ?not sure how close a grip on reality he has.

Posted By: Miranda Farquharson, Oct 12, 22:00:14