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I am having a poo in trap 1.

Another bloke had walked in, already on his mobile, sat down in trap 2, dropped trou, commenced the s**tting, all the while on the phone to his flatmate about some plumbing problem they've got. OMG he's walked out post-flush, still on his phone, without washing his hands the f**king animal. Dude, if you can wipe your ringer while on the phone, and I heard you do it, you can run your f**king paws under the tap ffs.

Jesus.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Oct 10, 16:08:56