'Tis a good one.

Personally I like my cider straight from a Somerset smallholding, in a plastic demijohn, from a feller with few teeth and blind in one eye (from the cider), cloudy as the first piss of the morning, and so strong it makes you wink with the eye you can't wink with, and then fall over. Proper cider. Real cider.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Sep 26, 21:24:54