More than 24hrs late, but really well executed by The Fiver last night ...

ALL TOGETHER NOW ...

Oh dear, where can Juan Mata be, unwitting victim of tedious punnery, in purgatory, ever since Jos?, and everyone wept he was there.

Now packed off to Swindon for Tin Pot Cup buffoonery, he can't be trusted for playing on Saturday, too darn polite to renounce the cruel tyranny, Jos? just simply hates flair.

Oh dear, where can Juan Mata be, unwitting victim of tedious punnery, in purgatory, ever since Jos?, and everyone wept he was there.

With locks that do curl and wave oh so gracefully, svelte and cute legs that move with dexterity, clearly a model of arch masculinity, Jos? can only despair.

Oh dear, where can Juan Mata be, unwitting victim of tedious punnery, in purgatory, ever since Jos?, and everyone wept he was there.

He writes stylish prose, with insight and empathy, sensitive thoughts, expressed with due clarity, right for your daughter, he loves with sincerity, but he's no good in the air.

Oh dear, where can Juan Mata be, unwitting victim of tedious punnery, in purgatory, ever since Jos?, and everyone wept he was there.

There's no hanging back, like Mikel John Obi, or chugging and charging, like the old man Frankie, he's thoughtful and calm, so plays with a levity, Jos? just simply can't bear.

Oh dear, where can Juan Mata be, unwitting victim of tedious punnery, in purgatory, ever since Jos?, and everyone wept he was there.

Playing the football that's thrilling and heavenly, doesn't compare to winning disgracefully, ridding a talent of all spontaneity, classic Mourinho fare.

Oh dear, where can Juan Mata be, unwitting victim of tedious punnery, in purgatory, ever since Jos?, and everyone wept he was there.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Sep 25, 19:11:55