I'm going to write a self-help book, I have decided.

I f**king hate them too. But I reckon I've a good enough line in plausible bulls**t to make it fly.

One of the chapters will be called "A Flat Road Is One That Feels Uphill Whichever Direction You Run Along It." and will be about, f**k I don't know, some s**t about mental attitude either helping or hindering one from achieving one's goals or something like that.

Basically you just need s**t like that, and a degree bought from an american paper-mill "university".

Works for every other charlatan prick out there.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 16:48:16