All these Elmander songs. I won't be happy unless people sing this...

To the tune of Leonard Cohen's 'Suzanne'.

Johan puts the ball into the net nearest the river
You can hear the ball go by the other team?s rubbish goalkeeper
And you know he looks like Holt a bit
But only slightly thinner
And XXL gets his name put on his kit over in China
And just when you mean to tell him that his manager is wary
Of the strengths of teams like Bury
He looks right at their keeper
And he kicks the ball right past him
And you want to travel with him
And you want to travel blind
And you know that he will score
Because he?s touched the ball at least one or two times.

Do you think it'll catch on?

Posted By: tim berry, Aug 28, 21:58:18