Dear Fuck,

To the extent that you are responsible, I wish to convey my heartfelt appreciate for the general Fridayness of today, and also that the new football season starts in roughly 26 hours and 20 minutes from now.

If possible, more frequent Fridays, and shorter close seasons would be warmly appreciated.

Kind regards,

Man (old)

Posted By: Old Man, Aug 16, 12:40:45