Oh my word, so much good stuff.

"Frank Lampard showed that it is possible to be there in spirit on the pitch, albeit actually being physically present on it."

"As for the likes of Gerrard still being in the team year in, year out, like a 36th series of Antiques Roadshow, it fills you with the delightful, non-spirit crushing feeling that England, this middling England will never, ever, ever, ever, ever change. Ever. Not ever. Gerrard, Lampard, Gerrard, Lampard, Gerrard, Lampard. Left, right, left, right, boots marching on, stamping on human faces forever."

"... as their celebrated nonsense poet Burns put it ..."

?Beer As Weak As Pilgrim's Piss That Still Gets 20 Stone All-American Meatheads Drunk After Two Small Bottles?

"... being Highlanders, the Scotch did not cope well with clearances." (ouch)

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Aug 15, 13:26:45