Tucking ya hard earned 20quid notes

...into a gyrating g-string, on a girl who is young enuff to be your daughter, surrounded by sweaty, greasy dirty old men, or overpaid young t**ts, sniffing hydro-metha-oxy-nose-melta, who think they are gods gift and may be in with a chance of dating Shontelle, Xaffire and Tallusha....

No thanks.

Sleigh rides to see overweight, bearded, mythical no-body, somewhere in Norway? Like going 5000miles to see a geezer in a Mickey Mouse costume, where you have to change your quids twice before you get a ride on a fairyland teacup ride, eating Mac-disney burgers.

No thanks.

Posted By: chuftncfc, Aug 13, 11:24:03