Hugely Depressing

Nothing there, absolutely NOTHING to get excited about.

Whats he like at home?

"...you must remember, Mrs Munby, that we have budgeted for two slices of toast only at breakfast time, it wasn't long ago that Munby family members were questioning the breakfastorial ambitions of this household, so we invested in marmalade, quality marmalade. Now we are accused of not having enough bread, if you want decent marmalade, you have to accept limitations on bakery related provisions..."

"...despite the dry rot coming in through the ceiling and rafters at present, we have full faith in Mr Bodge-It to restore this house to its previously esteemed position of upkeep and appearence, his position and reputation as our builder remains untarnished and we have not even discussed bringing in another builder..."

Posted By: Martin Peters, Nov 18, 15:48:29