Script leak from the first episode of the new series:
You know Jackie f**king Chan about me. YOU KNOW FUCK ALL ABOUT ME! I am totally beyond the realms of your f**king tousle-haired, f**king dim-witted compre-f**king-hension.
I don?t just take this f**king job home, you know. I take this job home, it f**king ties me to the bed, and it f**king f**ks me from arsehole to breakfast. Then, it wakes me up in the morning with a cup full of piss slung in my face, slaps me about the chops, to make sure I?m awake enough so it can kick me in the f**king bollocks.
This job has taken me in every hole in my f**king body. The Doctor is gone, you can?t know The Doctor, because The Doctor is not here! The Doctor f**king left the building f**king years ago! This is a f**king husk. I am a f**king host for this f**king job.
Do you want this job? Yes, you do f**king want this job. Then, you?re going to have to f**king swallow this whole f**king life and let it grow inside you like a parasite. Getting bigger and bigger and bigger until it f**king eats your insides alive and it stares out of your eyes and tells you what to do.
Posted By: norway, Aug 2, 10:28:33
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