My views on last night

I bought a pre-match bottle of coke and was allowed to take it into the stadium with it's top intact. This meant that I could drink from it at various points during the game and didn't have to worry about losing the whole contents during goal time jumpy up and downiness (not that there was much of that last night). No one died as a result of me having a top on the bottle - take note just about every other football ground in the country, well done the Amex FC.

On the other hand, what c**t builds a f**k off stadium in the middle of nowhere with f**k all parking facilities? Also why does it look like I built the North stand from cornflake boxes and bog roll tubes and without the benefit of a spirit level? The rest of the Amex-o-drome is pretty impressive but that stand is a mess.

Did anyone mention that RvW tried to kill the Brighton goalie by kicking his head right off?

Posted By: Waddockhunt, Jul 31, 11:38:27