Oh my dearie word, and fornicate with my old booticles.

The repast Mrs B has just served for our supper only went and consisted of:

*Item: pasta in a Cypriot-style carbonara sauce made with cr?me-fraiche (so that's yoghurt *and* cream) and lemon juice (citrus as f**k)

*Item: a mandarin sponge topped with orange cream (citrus and dairy again)

Oh my lordy whoops we shall be martyrs to our bellies all night long because of all the curdling.

Or, alternatively, if we're very very lucky, we might just be ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FINE.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 18:48:58