A few little words of advice for Graham, who was on the 13 bus this evening...

1. It's NEVER permitted to air your dirty laundry via a phone call in public. It was bad enough for the 10 minutes before we got on the bus listening to your arguing with your ex, but to continue that same call for another 10 minutes on the bus, just no.....

2. Don't spend the ENTIRE f**king journey on your f**king phone constantly calling people....I now know the name of 6 of your mates (well I say mates - people who had the misfortune to answer the phone and then realise it was you), who you had the exact same f**king conversation with. LEARN TO TEXT.

3. There is a volume other than SHOUT. Did the fact that EVERYONE was looking at you not give you the slightest hint there? Next time maybe look for the MUTE button....

4. You look like Peter Kay and Alan Carr's love child...do something about that...

5. I don't f**king care if you can't make The Eagle by 5:30 (see point 2 for repetitive calling), you don't need to tell your mates you can't make it. They were probably hoping you couldn't come anyway.

Bellend.

Posted By: CityForLife, Jul 25, 17:44:31