I just answered the door to a lady dressed in District Nurse uniform

"Ashley!!!!" she greeted me, in the tone of voice one uses when meeting a long-lost fond friend. I pointed to the house opposite. I didn't ask if she'd really mistaken this bald, stocky-fat 51-yr-old bloke for the pregnant teenage blonde across the street.

I should have let her have a look at my nether parts, really. Never hurts to get an opinion.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jul 25, 14:29:48