phone rings, son says "dad, how long will you be?"
"don't know, some utter, selfish c**t has had an accident, why?"
2There's water pissing out of the bottom of the washing machine"
Had to put a replacement in that I already had stored in garage but the tap was seized.
Muchos, muchos swearing and bashing later, it was plumbed in.
Posted By: CB41, Jul 23, 16:52:03
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