my favorite david nielsen tale

Gaarde was "pretentious... talking loudly about wine in Italian. "I told him: 'The next time you speak Italian I will break you in half. You're not f***ing Italian ? you spent eight months there.' So when he did it again I decided to break his s**tting legs like sticks. I jumped at him and bang. Jackpot. Felt good."

Posted By: matt in london, Jul 20, 23:11:35