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QUOTE OF THE DAY

It's the return of the Spot When Joe Kinnear Says Something Factually Accurate Game!:

"Every top club in the land has got [a director of football]" ? nope.

"I've been a manager for 35 years" ? not here, either.

"I've won every award there is in football as a player" ? no.

"My experience as a manager for all those years ? 10 years at Wimbledon ?" ? ooh, close. Actually seven.

"? two years at Nottingham Forest ?" ? tch. More like 10 months.

" ? almost two years at Newcastle" ? bah! Just over six months.

"I think all those qualities put me head and shoulders above every other director of football" ? nope, no winners. Be sure to join us for the next round whenever he next opens his mouth.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 22:57:22