Royal Baby Sweepstake

1) if its a boy they will call it:

A - Wessi
B - Iwan
C - Hucks
D - Chippy
E - Duncan

2) if its a girl they will call it:

A - Delia
B - McNastette
C - Belle Amy
D - Dean
E - Queenie

3) immediately following the birth William will

A - boil an Ethel
B - lightly soak a Mildred
C - f**k a goose
D - do a smell up Catherine's USB
E - post pictures of his nob on Facebook

4) the Mail's headline will be

A - too posh to push? Pish! Pashmina Princess gives it some welly
B - gay asylum seekers have caused the value of Buckingham Palace to plummet
C - pethidine gives you cancer
D - check out Scarlett Johanssen's new bikini spread
E - that Jennifer Lawrence. Phwoar, says Duke.

Posted By: Old Man, Jun 19, 20:52:56