All this culture is wasted, wasted on this lot. I am frickin WASTED here. Pearls, pearls

before swiiiiiiiine. I'll be waiting in the car (seethe).

ANYway. What shall I do now? (sips coffee)

Nice day outside. Let's go out. Leave 'em with a song.

We're a couple of swells!
We stop in the best hotels.
But we prefer the country far away from the city smells.
We're a coupel of sports!
The pride of the tennis courts.
In June, July and August we look cute when we're wearing shorts.
the Vanderbilts have asked us up for tea........
But we don't know how to get there, no sirreeeeee

WE
COULD
drive up the avenue but we haven't got the price
we could skate up the avenue, but there isn't any ice!
We could ride up the avenue but we haven't got a bike
So we'll WALK up the avenue, yes we'll WALK up the avenue
because walking up the avenue's what we liiiiiiiiiike!

(flourish, bow, curtains sweep to close)

logs off

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jun 16, 12:52:08