Look, I'm sorry, OK? I know I've been a bit of a dick

We've had a bad few months and I said some unforgiveable things. I said you were boring, i said I wasn't enjoying you any more, and i said I thought things were only going to get worse, but since you've gone I've had time to think and i know I've made a mistake. I mean, I thought I could use this time apart to get some things done that I'd been putting off, get my life in better order, deal with some stuff I'd been putting off, and that, but now I have the time I find I'm pining for you.

So, look, I'm really sorry. Please come back, we'll start again afresh and I promise I'll be more patient. Oh God, I'm sorry about what I said about the new dress, I thought I didn't like it, but it looked great that Saturday, and I want to see it again! You weren't a crap football season at all, it was me, it was my fault. I just can't wait until August or September or whenever it is we agreed to start again. Come back Nodgey, come back Hoots, and Holty and Wessi and Jonny legohead. And Rickay Dogsdick. I'm soooooooooooo sorry (choke, sob)

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, May 30, 20:02:27