I really enjoyed Madrid. I say enjoy, I liked it, but didn't enjoy it.

Took this girl I'd been chatting up for months. Stunning looking, slim, massive norks, and of very sharp mind.

When it came down to the business end of the trip, she didn't really want to seal the deal.

I got the right hump and stormed off at 2am and drank cider with some Spanish tramps in the park. Could've stayed at home and done that.

Posted By: tudders, May 20, 22:07:19