apart from when i was small.
And the last time i played i nearly died.
After batting for about four overs i explained to my partner that; "I'm just going to have to try and t**t it for boundaries now because I can't run any more". That backfired though as i then just kept skewing it off for 2s and 3s. And my trousers fell down
I'd need to pound some road and pump some iron before playing again
Posted By: Huge Small, Apr 29, 16:50:12
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