robbed from the Fiver. Made me smile

Meanwhile at the Premier League's sharp end, Reading entertain QPR in a Sunday lunchtime war of the damned that's the football equivalent of two terminally ill cowboys staging a gunfight or a pair of death-row prisoners tossing a coin to decide who gets strapped down to the gurney first. "We've got to keep going. It's a difficult situation but we've got to keep playing," said QPR boss 'Arry Redknapp, apparently unaware that it is his team's slapstick attempts to play each week that has got them into their current pickle. Asked how he would reinforce his side for their assault on the Championship next season, 'Arry fixed his interrogator with a steely gaze and said: "I wouldn't be looking to spend a sizable amount ? you don't have to spend fortunes." At such a difficult time in his management career, it's heart-warming to see the QPR manager has at least retained his self-deprecating sense of humour.

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 26, 17:03:24