Pretend a dodgy arse.... But planning the night before is key... Complain of stomach ache about 7/8... Lock yourself in the s**tter an hour... Send the wife to the shop for Imodium... Get up a few times in the night, by 1 you will be fine and the Imodium has worked a treat!!?
Carrow Road 3pm
It works a treat
Posted By: hoolahan, Apr 18, 20:37:14
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